Letter to my Mommy, by Aunt Kelly

Letter to My Mommy

Aunt Kelly helped me write you a letter



She bent down to your middle so she could hear me a little better.



So, sit back and pop another Pringle



And never mind that obnoxious lady at Ingles.



For I am only ONE, not TWO



And these things I already know about you:



I know that you’re smart and you are witty



And my suspicion is that you’re kinda pretty.



Because how else did I end up in you’re tummy?



It’s not like you’ve just been eating a bunch of yummies!



I like how you sing and I giggle when you cuss



But these little lips won’t tell, that would be unjunst!



After all the work you’ve done for me, it wouldn’t be very sweet of me



To say anything unkind, you might just spank my little behind!



So sorry for the little scare early In my stay,



But I’ll have to make it up to you some way.



Maybe I’ll come just a few days early,



And that would make up for it surely!



Those little spider veins will go away,



But the worry lines I’ll give you are here to stay!



I’m worth it though



And this you must know…



I’ve loved every minute of being your son



And the love I will have for you has only just begun.



So pack your bags and get ready for the 1st!



Labor is not as bad as everyone says it is…



It’s WORSE!