"Hmmmmm...this stuff is interesting. Kind of like snow, but easier to hold!"
"Wait a second. This stuff is sticking to my hand..."
"I don't want it on my hand! Ick! I HATE sand!!!!" (Just like his mommy!)
"Birds? Hey, come back here birds! I want to chase you!"
"Oh birdies! I'm coming after you!"
"Mom, SERIOUSLY!?!"
"...But I don't like this hat. Not at all!"
"Didn't you HEAR me?!"